Oh My God
Oh, my, God. Did you hear about what happened to Adam and Eve? Or Lot and his wife? Oh, oh! Wait till I tell you about Samson! Oh my God, it's cray! Now I'm not saying it did happen, but I'm not saying it didn't, I'm just gonna tell you what I heard. Shut up Girlfriend, let me tell you!
OMG is and accurate retelling of Biblical stories from the perspective of the town gossip.